Women are like....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them. 

Women are like....Commercials.
You cant believe a word they say. 

 Women are like....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off. 

Women are like....Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like....Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like....Snowstorms
You never know when hes coming, how many inches youll get or how long he will last.

Men are like....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like....Lawnmowers
If youre not pushing one around, then youre riding it.

Men are like....Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like....Bank machines
Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

Men are like....Blenders
You need one but youre not quite sure why.

Men are like....Cement
After getting laid they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like....Government bonds
They take so long to mature.

Men are like....Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like....Chocolate
Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.

Men are like.....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Bike helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small or handicapped.

Men are like.....Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Curling irons
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Mini skirts
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.