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I am Spock of Borg. Living long is irrelevant. Prospering is irrelevant.

I am Baywatch, of Borg. Prepare to be ah . . . stimulated.

I am Tweety of Borg. I did! I did attimuwate a Puddy Tat!

McBorg's . Over 50 million assimilated.

I am Homer, of Borg. Resistance is ... Ooooh, DONUTS!

For assimilation, please press one. For further assimilation, please press two. To resist, please press zero now. (Presses zero) We're sorry, but resistance is futile.

I am Data of Borg. Resistance is futile, fruitless, abortive, useless, purposeless..

I am Porky, of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it.

I am Hugh, of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Georgi is our friend. He can watch.

Yoda, of Borg, am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will.

I am Barney, of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

I survived Borg assimilation and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

I am Elvis, of Borg. Death is irrelevant.

I am Connery, of Borg. James Borg.

I am Ebola, of Borg: Vaccines are irrelevant. We are resistant. Prepare to be infected.

I am Wimpy, of Borg: I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

I am Bjorn, of Borg: Your serve will be returned. You will be humiliated. Advancement is futile.

I am McCoy, of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim!

I am Kennedy, of Borg: Ask not what your collective can do for you, but what you can do for your
Collective

I am Roosevelt, of Borg:The only thing we have to assimilate is assimilation itself!

I am Troi, of Borg. How do you feel about being assimilated?

We are NASA, of Borg: We'll have to cut primary assimilation programs to fit all of our sleep subroutines within budget.

We are Worf, of Borg: Assimilation is WITHOUT honor!!

I am Montgomery Burns, of Borg: Simpson, eh? Assimilate him!

I am Avery Brooks, of Borg: Good acting is futile.

The name's Borg, James Borg. I'd like a martini. Assimilated, not stirred.

I am Shatner of Borg. Resistance! ... is! ... Futile! ... You! ... will-be! ... assimilated!

I am Chekov of Borg: you vill be asseemilated. Reesiztance eez futile.

We are the Mighty Morphin' Power Borg. It's Assimilation Time!

I am Picard of Borg. Make it futile.

My other computer is a Borg.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Fox Mulder to Borg: "You can't assimilate the Truth!!"

I am Quark of Borg: Assimilation will cost you 5 bars of gold pressed latinum!

Jim Carrey of Borg: "Allllllllll righty then! Prepare to be assimilated!"

I am Chakotay of Borg. Tattoos are irrelevant. Your spirit guide will be assimilated as well.

Assimilate Mulder and you risk turning one man's resistance into a crusade.

I am John Sheridan of Borg: You will be assimilated STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!

I am DeLenn of Borg : You will be assimilated between the darkness and the light.

We are the Beatles of Borg: We all live in a great big giant cube, a great big giant cube, a great big
giant cube.

I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated .... oh yes ... you will be assimilated!

I am O.J. of Borg. Oh no! My arm attachment won't fit on!

I am Chandler, of Borg. Could he be more assimilated?!

We are Coffee of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.

I am Doc Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Great Scott!

I am Jack of Borg, Jill is coming up just behind me. She assimilated that other bucket of water.